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Falling deeply for someone, "catching feelings", but denying them because they would make you look weak and dependent.
John: Of course, I don't like her! I have lots of other girlfriends.. and I will not get emotionally attached to one girl, I don't do that!
Jane: Bud.. I think you caught the Stinson disease.
Falling deeply for someone, "catching feelings", but denying them because they would make you look weak and dependent.
Andi: I have four girlfriends! That Russian girl is just a close friend, with benefits, that I just like to talk a lot to, hang out...
Louis: Listen, man.. I think you caught the Stinson disease.
Anna: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Russian girl: Skyping with my colleague this evening, we are conducting research together
Anna: What, again?! And does your "colleague" know you caught the Stinson disease?
The fact of getting to a certain point and not progressing for a very long time
Person 1: Hey, man, I got that sweet blue belt!
Person 2: nice! When's the next step
1: I dunno, soon-ish
Person 3: You have contracted Lariat's disease
When something in pop culture becomes so ubiquitous that liking it is mandatory. People infected with Disney disease will dismiss any and all criticism as petty contrarianism, no matter how obviously flawed or downright awful the thing is.
Named after the company that reduces everything to flavorless gray mush.
Examples: capeshit, Harry Potter
My friend thinks I'm a depressed asshole because I never want to see his shitty MCU movies. He has a bad case of Disney disease.
Man1: Monke sounds
Man2: What?
Man3: Don't speak to him, he has monke disease.
Man2: Oh ok
Symptoms:
-Act like a dog
-Act like Hayes Yau
-Extremely unathletic
-Has 2999 girlfriends
To be, or not to be have Hayes Yau Disease, that is the question