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Imagine Draggin' deez nuts in your mouth.
If you want my opinion on the band Imagine Dragons, they're shite and I don't know why people even listen to them.
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A large hit of marijuana, often sighted as the most boisterous and flamboyant method for taking a huge toke. The hit is performed by standing, then exhaling the smoke with arms spread and facing the sky, mimicking a dragon breathing fire into the air.
Fuck, that dude just took the biggest dragon hit on top of that tree stump, it was boss.
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When fucking a girl you put your thumb in her chocolate starfish. At the moment she comes you release your thumb, her rectal muscles relax and shit will come out.
I gave her a fucking fatal dragon last night, I'm so glad I was at her place, damn what a nasty shitpile.
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When you get lettuce, cabbage, and a bowl during sex. You put the lettuce and cabbage in the bowl and cum in the bowl as a ranch dressing. You tell her its salad and while she eats it you duck tape her mouth and tell her its cum, and she sprays it out of her nose like a dragon.
Matt: Hey dude, i just gave Alyssa a Ranch Dragon!
John: Dude no fuckin way, seriously?!
Matt: Hell yeah she didnt even see it coming.
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A dragon who subsists on government provided welfare rather than get off it's lazy butt and work for a living.
"Aganar the Elder is such a fucking welfare dragon. He's 500 years old and weighs over sixteen tons, but God forbid he get off his lazy ass and contribute to society!"
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A term used when you run out of insults to call a person you despise.
Jacob: "Dumbass."
Chris: "Dumbfuck."
Jacob: "Asshole."
Chris: "Bitchass."
Jacob: "...Tiger dragon" o.o
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