p you in the f

to punch someone in the face.

can also be used as p in the v/o/b, etccc - punch in the vagina/ovaries/balls, ettccc

If you dont shut up I'm going to p you in the f

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W T F

Wenseday Thursday Friday

i got to work W T F

you want to go to the beach on W T F

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F u b a r

Acronym for F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition.

Your mom's face is F u b a r after blowing her face off.

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M/F/V/D

shorthand for "Male/Female/Veteran/Disabled"

Job opportunity for M/F/V/D

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F. O. C. L.

Fuck Our Collective Lives

Joey: DUDE. I just mashed my thumb with the friggin hammer.

Aaron: last night, my girlfriend was blowin' me and decided to use her teeth.

Johnny: Oh shit. Apparently my lady is also my cousin...

Joey: F. O. C. L.

Johhny: Pretty much.

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F*ck Free February

You can’t f*ck anyone in the month of February

“Hey want to f*ck”

“Can’t its fff ( F*ck Free February)”

F*ck a Dave day

On the 6th of December you should absolutely demolish any dog named Dave as it is key to fuck this shit out of a dogs arse in the day

Oi mate it’s f*ck a Dave day I’ve been waiting all year I’m guna eat his ass