The North Face

The North Face, also known as, the "white man's J's" (Jordan Sneakers), is a company which produces outdoor goods of superior quality. That is undeniable. The North Face brand is often worn by people of all social stratifications to emphasize their wealth, conformity, and feelings of financial superiority; unless worn by actual adventurers or people who truly value the quality of The North Face products.

Hiker: I see that we're both wearing the same North Face fleece and Zippo lighters. I take it you like hiking as well?

Douche: Hold on, someone is calling me on my Blackberry.

(Yes, I know this example was already posted by 'birdandbee', but this is the perfect example describing typical The North Face wearers.)

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face spank

The spanking of a partner's face with one's penis during oral sex.

I totally face-spanked that bitch with my man meat!

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base face

A girl that wears WAY TOO MUCH FOUNDATION. Her face is 3 shades lighter or darker then her natural color. These girls generally have a streak of base that ends at the jaw bone. Side effects are orange streaks around the neck of shirts. They are generally under the impression that you think they have nice skin.
Gothic girls and fluff chicks make up the general population.

Denise Anne is such a base face, she got makeup on my shirt when she hugged me.

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Vanilla-Face

Used to describe the colour of ones skin. A term often used by horny Kazakhstan men.

"What's up with it, vanilla-face?"

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butter face

some one who shalt be brown-bagged

she was a butter face; i'd brownbag her though

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wank-face

Noun- an insult

Verb- a compliment ; "I will wank-face" I will go masturbate to your face .

"What the fuck.. ? You're such a wank-face , dude .. "

"Oh .. I think I have to wank-face now ."

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horse face

one who has an unsightly long pointed face (much like an inbred horse) along with grotesque bucked teeth. May also be rather hairy.

"Hey! Horse face, god called he said you suck!"

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