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Wearing expensive clothes with a shitty body is like hiding your shitty iPhone 3 with a 5 case.
Erin: "Wow! Lookit that girl wearing Oscar De La Renta!"
Marco: "Muffin top, spider veins, and a Spock ear... clearly, it's a five case on a three . "
To poop at such an angle that the turds hit your scrotum. Such as when a boxer hits a speed bag.
"Damn bro, I was taking a dump when that plane was in a vertical dive and it made me do a tyson five round!"
Anti-choice nutbag hoarding "bio-hazard" material
The Former Guy DOJ official and Federalist Society member, David Morrell, owns a Washington, D.C., house whose tenant, Lauren Handy, got busted storing fetuses in a cooler. reached for comment the woman said "omg they're gonna freak when they find out about my Handy Five-fetus"
When a Four-Skin just isn't enough
Honestly Debra, he was that enormous, it was like a Camels Five-Skin
The size of a petite female, a midget guy, or an otherwise average or unremarkable guy with no head.
Rudy was five foot nothing, just like Bubby was after his 1995 wreck.
A regular high-five but just a gentle pat on the hand
Rachel, afraid of not knowing her own strength and injuring feeble old man Mike, gave him a diet high-five
When your broke as fuck and cant afford to buy a bag a coke, you ask your dealer/and or friend for a Five dollar hollar. Equivalent to a hefty key bump or half a line.
While drunk as fuck at the bar...."Yo whats up man? Lemme get a five dollar hollar real quick"