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The act of opening a steaming hot shower door while someone else is in it, and farting in it, therefore magnifying the smell.
The wife was taking too long getting ready so I gave her an Oklahoma Gas Chamber
No one actually lives here. Its a ghost town every part of the day/night. The most boring town in the state
Acworth, GA 🔜 Crapworth, GA
something pokemon will let you use as a nickname while "fart" is blocked
pokemon: would you like to nickname caught koffing?
you: yes
you: *types fart*
pokemon: you are not allowed to use that word
you: *types ass gas*
pokemon: ok, ass gas will be transfered to box 3
Pedro yn on every drug known to aliens
person 1: Yo where is galaxy gas man
Person 2: He digging in me
The crowd: THOSE WHO KNOW, BALKAN RAGE
Phrase used for when you or someone you know gets fucked in a gas station bathroom on the floor by the janitor
P1: Hey, what took you so long ?
P2: I was filling up the car, I went inside and got some of that gas station meat
Da super-bright-and-hot "flaming lantern" dat results when an a**h**e "buddy" of yours surreptitiously "flicks his Bic" near yer backside when you were in da middle of a long raspy spluttery rectal-trumpet expulsion, turning said ass-blast into a butt-blowtorch.
Just like those blindingly-brilliant and annoyingly-blue-white headlights dat have shown up on cars recently, a human-based gas-discharge light can indeed produce a blazingly-dazzling display of illumination; da major difference, of course, is dat said enormously-shocking flash occurs at da rear of da "vehicle" instead of at da front, and so it's more of a "tail-light" --- literally, since it comes out of your "tail".
Any type of food or drinks that induce farting
G-man: I'm getting wings,a bowl of beans and a pabst...Shirtz: "those are weapons of gas production"