Come to the nerd side we have PI

The annoying advertisment that is always on Urban Dictionary of a hot girl in a tight or small shirt.

Person 1- COME TO THE NERD SIDE we have PI!!!
Person 2- Been on Urban Dictionary again?

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This is why we can't have nice things

What a mother yells whenever something gets broke

*CRASH*
Kids (in sync of course): "I didn't do it!"
Mother: "THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!"

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Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle

Another kickass song by Nirvana, this one off their last album In Utero. Is a great example of Kurt Cobain's lyrical genius at work. It was inspired by Francis Farmer, an actor of the 30s and 40s who underwent many hardships.

Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle--

It's so relieving, to know that you're leaving, as soon as you get paid
It's so relaxing, to hear that you're asking, wherever you get your way
It's so soothing, to know that you'll sue me, this is starting to sound the same

I miss the comfort in being sad

In her false witness, we hope you're still with us, to see if they float or drown
Our favorite patient, a display of patience, disease-covered Puget Sound
She'll come back as fire, to burn all the liars, and leave a blanket of ash on the ground

I miss the comfort in being sad

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do I have to put something here?

A phrase used by some UrbanDicionary.com contributors who have too much sense to supply any overtly identifying information.

The answer to this phrase is, yes. UrbanDictionary won't let us leave the name empty any more. So go ahead and put "do I have to put something here?"

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does howdy doody have wooden balls

A phrase used to express the answer is yes.

You wanna get high man?

Does Howdy Doody have wooden Balls man?

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does wayne brady have to choke a bitch

The act of a hoe coming up short with cash when she is working for Wayne Brady, thus causing him to have to choke a bitch

hoe "I'm sorry big daddy."
Wayne Brady "you're sorry..... YOU'RE SORRY!!!..... does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?"

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I believe you have my stapler

The most famous line from the 1999 hit "Office Space" starring Ron Livingston and directed by Mike Judge. Milton Waddams utters the phrase right after Bill Lumbergh takes his stapler from his desk. The phrase has become a hit amongst internet pop culture.

I believe you have my stapler

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