The leading indicator that you live in the Bizarro Universe because all so-called 'Full decks' of cards have no 'ONES' in them. In the other parallel universe all decks of cards start with the ones. In our 'Bizarro Universe' there are no 'ones' and nobody misses them because we are not using our brains properly. Want more evidence? Get the revelatory book that will blow your mind - The One Of Hearts by Michael Mathiesen
The One of Hearts is missing from my deck of cards - interesting no?
Tana Mongeau’s favourite 2 words in which she used everyday to describe everything that jake does 😍
When your boyfriend tosses you salad, heart eyes
Something you say at the end of a sentence about something your lover does/looks/says/etc. for you or others. You usually use this at the end of a sentence when you admire what they do and love them even more for it.
Tana: “when daddy makes you breakfast, heart eyes”
Jake: “hahaha omg Tana shout up and eat, you goof-ball”
Person 1:Have you seen that girl in hentai with those heart eyes?
Person 2: epic
The way Cole Sprouse looks at Lili Reinhart
Oh man, do you see the way Cole looks at Lili? Those are literall heart eyes!
The way Nick Nelson and Charlie Spring look at each other.
“Look at how Nicks looking at Charlie!”
“Aw the heart eyes!”
“They’re so in love.”
The way Tana Mongeau describes everything in her relationship in the hope to make it look like a joke so people might think she is less annoying.
Tana when jake buys her something: when daddy is rich, heart eyes.