now that's what i'm talkin!

A phrase spoken only by the enlightened. The sheer utterance of this phrase causes sexual arousal in everyone in the immediate vicinity. Also used as an an exclamation of happiness.

Guy: Hey. You're hot. wanna go out?
Girl: Eew no.
Guy: What if I said "now that's what i'm talkin!"?
Girl: *immediately drops pants*
Guy: now that's what i'm talkin!
Girl: *Moans* S-stop... I can only take so much.

I'm pulling the goose's neck

In term for guys "masturbating"

" i'm pulling the goose's neck since you don't satisfy me enough

I'm not gay, but $20 is $20

A saying that refers to someone agreeing to do something gay as long as they are making money out of it. This includes kissing, but can extend to other more interesting activities.

"20 bucks if you kiss Steve"
"Sure"
"Wait, what? You're serious?"
"I'm not gay, but $20 is $20"

I'm very happy to be here

1. To have consumed 4 - 5 standard drinks; to be socially acceptably drunk
2. The only way to truly enjoy a party.

Dude: Hey man! Enjoying the party?
Man: *Slightly slurring* Oh I'm very happy to be here, thank you.

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know what I'm sayin

I got nothin to say but I'm hoping you don't know this

ya know? I ain't gots nuthin tuh say, ya know? I jess be flappin ma lips, know what I'm sayin?

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I'm not crying you're crying

Some overly clichéd phrase people say to express that they are emotionally touched.

Emotional movie ending: *exist*
Someone: I'm not crying you're crying
Me: *rolls eyes*

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I'm sick of my life

I'm sick of my life - phrase/colloquialism

While the phrase may give the impression that the speaker is, possibly, suicidal; this is not actually the case.
One uses this phrase to express ones extreme displeasure with a given situation.
The situation could be going out somewhere or with someone one would consider unpleasant, working on something or with someone unpleasant and so on...
This phrase is generally heard in Northern England, commonly in the Newcastle area. One may hear it on Geordie Shore.

Variants:
I'm sick of me life
Am sick of me life
Sick of me life, me

Have got to go to work wi Holly.
Wouldn't want to spend 5mins in a room wi her never mind work.
I'm sick of my life

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