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Boat Nazis

In the States, the US Coast Guard; a loose collection of brain-dead automatons dressed in Air Force uniforms with different ranks and rates, who occasionally ride around in government-owned boats, ships and planes writing tickets for not having enough life preservers or a first aid kit, but who do nothing when the County Commission's charter boat is dragging anchor on hard bottom and tearing up the reef.

Outside the States, various national coastal defense forces tasked with maritime safety and law enforcement.

'Dude, I got pictures of that snorkel boat draggin' anchor on Cheeca Rock!'

Man, you should put 'em on a thumb drive and give it to the Coast Guard!

'The Boat Nazis? Gimme a break, dude; they won't do a thing.'

by Cpt. Steve August 18, 2012


whiffle boat

The idea, person or item that does not make sense. Something that is counterintuitive. In basic terms a boat should not have holes, a whiffle ball does.

Beth's idea to offer bacon bits on the kosher corned beef and rye is jacked up like a whiffle boat.

by Davewd April 10, 2008


build a boat for treasure

A currency used for sliding an entire yacht boat up a pussy (Very Dangerous, Might be transmittable)

hey bro wanna play build a boat for treasure on roblox?

WHAT THE FUCK

by MeezyPlayz February 10, 2024


grassy bottom boat

When you take your penis and testicles and put them on top of a clear glass table with someone underneath to see it in all its glory

I’m gonna show you my grassy bottom boat

by ItzPaulTheAsshole April 1, 2022


ROBLOX: boat ride into a better life [WIP]

"ROBLOX: boat ride into a better life WIP" is aa roblox game based off of someone canoeing to go to an area which will give them "a better life", the description of this game says

"by oar, tooth, nail, and heart, paddle your way to a better life for you and the ones you love. cast away the ballasts of life's misgivings and you will find that only by death shall fate sink your unrelenting spirit.

WIP! bugfixes, polish, & more checkpoints are in the works ^-^

HOW TO PLAY:
💻pc: click & drag on the water with your oar to move
📱 mobile: touch water with oar equipped to paddle"

This "word" Is made for a speedrun website, there may or may not be better ways to define this but this is all I'm currently able to think of. have a great day and maybe even play the game sometime! :D

Hey Steph, Wanna play Roblox together? I have a game idea that I saw recently called "boat ride into a better life WIP".

"boat ride into a better life WIP" aka "ROBLOX: boat ride into a better life WIP"

by Dasious May 26, 2023


Mississippi boat tour

When one takes a shit in the upper tank of the toilet. The turd proceeds to turn round and round.

Just took a Mississippi boat tour in Ben’s bathroom. Let’s go.

by KC Export January 15, 2022


chicken boat

A duck.

Hey look! There is a chicken boat in the pond.

by Aquatic Studies September 18, 2022