dirt fetus

a mass of farts passed in between two peoples assholes that slowly gets bigger and smells worse with the more farts that get caught in the mix

"dude my girlfriend is making me hold onto our dirt fetus while she goes to the store"

Dirt bender

Someone who defecates on another person

Odell Beckham ordered several dirt benders to his hotel room last night

Dirt Cake

A mix or pudding and crushed oreo's with gummy worms. A hit with the kids and adults alike.

I loved eating dirt cake when I was a kid.

Dirt Rat

A undesirable skeevy person, usually also a drug addict or general criminal, or a proud lower class alcoholic New England American with no values......

ya Johnny, that fucken dirt rat. Get a job, ya dirt rat. Ya nutin but a dirt rat

Dirt talk

an alternative to "trash talk", when trash doesn't quite do it justice. Can be used interchangeably, or as a stronger version, or as a more playful version

"I'm gonna crush you at Mario Tennis later today"
"ooh, dirt talk"

dirt trooper

White Dudes that only date black people make or female.

“Hey did you hear Trevor went Dirt Trooper all up in Jamal’s pooper? “
“Doesn’t surprise me at all you know his sister is a Mudshark. “

Weird as dirt

Something someone says when trying to nicely describe their in-laws being abnormal

Jess’s family is weird as dirt