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To save the United States from going to war with three Middle Eastern Countries only hours after you flat-line and were revived by a clinic OD.
I Jack Bauered your ass!
Kim Jack Bauered that mountain lion upon encountering it in the woods.
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To steal another persons swagger. To not be original in style.
Yo all you do is copy. Stop trying to swag jack me.
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The act of getting absolutely shit-faced off Jack Daniels
Do you fancy a beer?
No I'm just going to be Talking to Jack tonight
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To covertly impregnate a woman to create a baby.
Aaron wanted a baby so bad he womb jacked that hot cougar, knocking her up without her knowledge.
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is the fat gay man and has a really hot mum, he will slide through Ur back door or u toilet just to watch Ur little sister sleep but dont worry he is week as piss he is pretty much like a Mr bordoni but younger no moustache and has had a stroke
jeez is he is such a jack ford
oh no i hear a jack ford a coming hide Ur 43 sisters bily
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1. (V); The godliest of gods; The manliest of men; The Baconest of Bacon Strips. No one doubts that he is forever Broomelled; No one questions his ability to consume Bacon. Chuck Norris takes Broomelling advice from Jack Broomell. Ever been to the gym with Jack Broomell? He out Broomells everyone there, past, present and future. Everyone should aspire to be as Broomelled as this guy.
2. (N); Jack Broomell.
3. (N); John Broomell.
1. "Jack Broomell is my hero."
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