A type of lad with a small penis that is physically incapable of ejaculating his load.
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Chief Justice of the United States.
John Roberts replaced the late William Rehnquist as Chief Justice of the United States.
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A person who provides you with free pizza in exchange for sexual favors.
Man I really want some pizza, but I don't want to pay for it. I wish I had a Papa John.
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a guy whose scrotum spilled out of his boxers on an episode of "THRee's company."
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One of the greatest actors of the 1970s. He was in a total of five movies before he died of skin cancer in 1978. These movies were The Godfather, The Godfather Part II, The Conversation, Dog Day Afternoon, and The Deer Hunter, all of which were nominated for the academy award for best picture, three of which won.
It's a shame that John Cazale's skin killed him at such a young age, because if he kept going, he would have eventually be easly recognized as one of the greatest actors to come out of Hollywood in the last sixty years.
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Best Donald Trump smasher.
Fuck you Donald Trump
Donald Trump's nightmare is the d of John Oliver
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former coach of umass, new jersey nets, and university of memphis tigers, now coach of university of kentucky wildcats, led both college teams to college championship games, only to barely lose. after promising to remain at a school runs off in broad daylight to hide in the backseat of his wife's car to evade the hatred and disdain of the public and media, to hop a plane to his new place of employment. i.e. a person who is loved and instantly hated in a matter of seconds
yo man, what happened to bill?
oh, nothing, his fiancee just found out he slept with his sister, so he pulled a john calipari. we wont be seeing him, or the sister for a while
grimy
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