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A fine pair of Birkenstocks. That’s the original Birkenstock! Made in Germany since 1774 No smoke. No mirrors. No gizmos. You walk, the shoe molds to your foot. You feel good. We feel good. That’s the deal.
Imagene looks fantastic and comfortable in her lesbian high heels.
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*A vulgar lesbian whore always in heat and or on the prowl for pussy.
1. That's Leslie, she's a lesbian whore hound.
2. That lesbian whore hound has tuna breath.
3. Lesbian whore hounds love the scent of tuna.
4. Leslie is such a whore hound, she uses opened tuna cans as potpourri in her bedroom.
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Me and my bestfriend Autumn recently moved in together. This is something that we have wanted to do our whole lives. So one day I go out to get grocerys. When i came home there was Autumn lying on the bed naked, with her bra and underwear spinning on her finger. Autumn asks me "Are you ready for me?"
As fast as i possibly can i yell out "YES YOU WHORE."
I sit on her lap and she takes off all my clothes. She starts rubbing my pussy slowly, trying to make me wait. I whisper in her ear " faster~"
"If you want it, say it louder" says Autumn, whos insanley horny.
I yell as hard as I possibly can "FASTER YOU SLUT"
She starts licking my vagina as i suck her big fat tits.
"Autumn im going to cum"
"Do it" she tells me.
I cum and Autumn slurps it all up.
"AHHHAHAHHAHHA" yells autumn
We had lesbian sex for another 2 hours. After we went to bed naked spooning each other.
"wow have you read lesbian sex story on urban dictionary"
"yeah of course im fucking horny"
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Heterosexual girls who get drunk during spring break and hook up with other girls.
Guy #1: Hey did you see Ashley and Jenn kissing the other day?
Guy #2: Yea but they're only Spring Break Lesbians!
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"Your display of guilt and matronliness as as lesbian camp counselor was plenty"
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A dildo used for female-to-female anal sex by lesbians.
Dude, I was watching this porno and these two chicks were fucking each other with a lesbian anal dildo!
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1)The "Lesbian Dad-bod" is a Female body type that is not quite as pronounced as the typical Dad-bod as they let themselves get a bit overweight, it has more to do with the appearance of a strong parental figure with a tank-top, jeans, boots, and the all important BELT that will threaten your butt if you don't do as she demands.
ex) Shaela - "Woah, Becky has got that Lesbian Dad-bod , she has that spank me, peg me, and order me to clean my bedroom vibe that satisfies both my mommy and daddy issues and needs in a forever relationship."
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