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When you are busting for a shit.
I'm busting for a shit that bad it feels like mike tysons elbow coming out of my arse.
When Someone Cums in a partly used bottle of Ranch Dressing and puts it back in the fridge for others to use.
I caught My roommate Ryan using the Ranch I bought without asking me first. That's why I Butter Milked the ranch last night. One ever caught me Butter Miking the Ranch!
A restaurant Former Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Micheal Scott wants to open serving varieties of Cereals .
Quote from Michael Scott “ Well Actually I cant cook, I am starting a restaurant. Mikes Cereal Shack. I’m thinking we’ll have as many varieties as you can buy in a store.”
Someone you literally cannot guard, not even Michael Thomas' blankets can cover him.
Josh Norman got benched because he Can't Guard Mike!
Holy shit Norman fucking sucks.
"we were smoking mike tyson the other day"
"Oh shit he got that mike tyson weed"
"we about to go get hella lifted, we got that mike tyson weed"
Former Cop. The security of Gus Fring.
D. Mike Ehrmantraut: "I wouldn't do that Walter..."
Walter: "Why not D. Mike Ehrmantraut?"