A slang term for the effects of excess consumption of marijuana. Pot = marijuana, noodle = head/brain, thus pot noodle = marijuana head/brain.
Don't even listen to him, he's got pot noodle. It's okay, he'll be fine in the morning.
A man, a bum, a right little munter named Freddie Lawton
You pot noodle looking bastard
"Noodle Girls" are girls/women who have been knocked out cold limp as a 'wet noodle'. Be it sports anesthetic, or other means.
Becky was a total noodle girl after taking a softball to the face.
Probably the most creative insult Calum has ever come up with in his entire time on Xbox, it still hurts me to this day.
Shut up you absolute Dumb curry noodle
Someone who is sloppy drunk
Can’t stand up straight
Someone who Wobbles
Look at this muppet, just pool noodled
This guy can’t swim, he’s noodled
Man: did you see that pool noodle
Other man: fuck off it bit me
Man: pool noodles are harmless relax
Other man: “dead”
Man: mate?
A pool noodle is a white man who likes hanging around Asian girls by the swimming pool
Omg!Look at Declan over there living life! He invited his Asian fashion class students over for a pool party and bbq. He only dates a certain type of girl now! What a pool noodle!