Adjective, used to describe a person who came extremely close to the end the night before by indulging in ridiculous amounts of alcohol and ban substances.
Hey, who shit in the tub? It was Steckel, he got real bad ladt night!
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Meaning reality just hit you or something crazy happened.
yo..i owe taxes.
shit got real
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In hot real estate markets a housewife or soccer mom that subsidizes the household income by listing family and friend's houses for sale. Usually not very knowledgable about anything related to real estate, a real estate agent is often considered a career choice while raising children.
Hey hon, is your cousin Margie still a real estate agent or should we hire someone to sell the house? I can't remember if her kids are in school now.
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term used mostly in new jersey to refer to someone who is phoney/two-faced, that acts fake, or do something grimey
John: "yo where you been i've been hitting you up all day i told u last night i needed you to take me up to the hospital to see my mom"
Mike: "i aint feel like leaving my house, i had this banging shawty over"
John: "niggas aint real"
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The act of controlling someone so extremely that the person's free will is almost nonexistent.
T: "My mom makes me dress the way she wants, eat what she wants, have the friends that she wants, it's awful."
N: "...Your mom's real life simming is getting way out of hand. I'll call CPS for you."
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A parking space at a department store, specifically Wal-Mart, which is centrally located to the entrance/exit AND a shopping cart stall.
Tooty! Park there! That's some Prime Real Estate....
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Are you sure ?
Are you kidding ??
I went to this club and this girl was all over me. Other person responds: "For real...(both person) say Derrick Forreal !!! (a.e from the movie Blow, Paul Rueben)
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