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gods favorite boy band

the band waterparks. they are god’s favourite.

awsten: “god’s favorite f*cking boy band, pray to be important”

person1: omg have you heard of the band waterparks?????
person 2: yeah they’re gods favorite boy band

by raeissleepy December 30, 2021

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one time at band camp

One of the funniest movie lines ever; people use it for everything now. Originally from the sex-crazed movie "American Pie," one of the best movies ever!

There was this one time at band camp, I had to kis a girl who played the trombone, so you can just imagine that...

by Saturn's Problem Child May 12, 2008

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free former awesome band!

A gnarass band from Boyertown PA that revolutionized the musical genre of acoustindiemojazzpunkjamphunkelectrosimple. Known locally for being those 3 kids that hate everything about everything; They write songs about clothes, communism and toy story 2 and pride themselves in their use of as many instruments as they can find (acoustic guitar, cello, tin can, didgeridoo, recorder, flutes, tambourine, unplugged electric bass, harmonica, ukulele, trashcan, party noise makers, ocarinas and many more). Not even the band members enjoy the music they create, but that doesnt matter. Nothing even matters. Nobody even likes free former awesome band. I don't like them, you don't like them. That is why they are free former awesome band.

free former awesome band! is good or something.

by darkstardave23 September 15, 2008

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Best band in the world

According to google, 'The Rolling Stones' are the best band in the world. When you type this into google, The Rolling Stones pops up.

*googles "best band in the world"*

Oh cool, google's top result for "Best band in the world" is 'The Rolling Stones' so it must be true

by GrandHunterMan June 8, 2014

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worst band ever

Zeppelin, Led - (n., sing. but sing. or pl. in construction) - 1. The worst band ever. 2. A band that a bunch of stoners and tasteless morons think is the best band ever, as in "Zeppelin rules!" but they are mistaken. This band's songs last an average of 43 minutes apiece.

"Hey this song sucks! It's been going on for like an hour! Who is this? Led Zeppelin? Figures."

by Kraftwerk August 5, 2005

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Putnam Clipper Marching Band

My life.

It has the best people you could ever imagine. We're just one huge family. With incest.

You'll never find a better group of people. They're nice, funny, mature yet very immature, very perverted, and don't forget just absolute perfection.
When I say perfect I don't mean, like.. Perfect human beings. I mean perfect in like.. I dunno. They're the perfect bunch of weirdos. I can't even explain it. I love them.

We have drama and fights just like any other family. Except we're not forced to deal with each other. Its a choice. And a damn easy one, at that. The color guard is full of some what annoying (especially that dirty blonde one with the green eyes and glasses) but wonderful and gorgeous girls. They work their tails off but get barely any appreciation. They don't complain much though. Sure, half the time they hate the entire band including the rest of the guard but it just wouldn't be the same without them.

The band hangs out in the band room and hate when they have to leave. Some of them just sit there for a few hours watching the band guys play .:.Nerd Cards.:. until practice. They're all dreading the end of the season because they'll be losing some great seniors. I can't even begin to describe how much I'll miss band when November comes.

Just in case any of the band ends up reading this..

HEY BAND!

I love you guys.♥

Band Director: "Guys, I have something awesome to tell you."

Random band/guard member: "You finally got a boyfriend?"

Drum Major: *door burst open and the Putnam Clipper Marching Band runs in* "Fitch, we're here for Jamal! Hand him over and nobody gets hurt."

by SexyBandBAMF October 20, 2013

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Pittsburg Marching Show Band

The best high school band in the world with the best and coolest band students in the world; and the drumline and trumpets are the bomb

Woah that Pittsburg Marching show band is the best high school band ever!

by GROD94 January 11, 2009

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