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Just an absolute slapper of a woman; her crawlspace remains open for days on end waiting for its next victim. Typically larger than the average male, the "mountain troll" woman finds her pray drunken in bars, sleeping in the alleys, and in the Bronx. A full savv to say the least.
Charles - "Hey bobby"
bobby - "whats up homes"
Charles - "how was that mountain troll that mounted you last night?"
bobby- "Yao Kay you savage bint"
Sniffing cocain off a females titts.
My girl let's me do snowy mountains off of her titts.
Inappropriate yodelling from ones vagina.
A small Swiss village was wiped out yesterday by an avalanche caused by a monumental mountain queef. Resue services are still searching for survivors - Reuters
A person whom enjoys climbing up and down on a dick and yodels while doing so.
Did you hear about Jane becoming a meat pole mountaineer last weekend?
That final moment of clarity when he realizes that the “sports” bar his chatty, new male friends have taken him to is in fact a gay bar
Denver was great except that we missed that great , little vinyl lounge because the insurance agent need a Rocky Mountain Reality Check.
when a person thinks he’s at his best ,then something horrible happens to him but eventually he’s way better than before and so on
my life sucks right but i believe in the mountain theory so i know i will be fine!
Commonly mistaken for the Ouachita Mountains, this mountain range is located in west central Arkansas, southeastern Oklahoma and north-east Texas. In the late 20th century a geologist named Honkey stumbled across these mountains with stunning beauty, confusion began to set in while taking a strike and dip measurement. His confusion led to the new name Oowacheetah. (Noun)
Honkey carries his purple backpack up the Oowacheetah Mountains.