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The imaginary armor for a man that protects him from false “me too” accusations and/or abuse from women.
Very similar to a customer service face, make believe armor helps men interact with women and navigate the treacherous world of women’s rights.
While wearing make believe armor men can interact and simply talk with women without fear of reprisal or false accusations.
Typically make believe armor is worn at social activities such as dancing and parties but can and should probably be worn in the workplace or even at home.
While wearing make believe armor men are only able to talk about subjects that nothing sexual, sexist or overly masculine undertones or microaggressions can be taken away from ie the weather, sports stats, Wild Animal facts, and marinade recipes. Also things that are very technical like database building or power generation or ballistics.
*Make believe armor doesn’t actually exist except in the mind of a man or in other men.
“Hey Ma’am ”
“Hey Sir”
“The sun has reached it’s zenith and the temperature is warmer”
“Would you say it is hot?”
“No Ma’am I would not, because I’m wearing my make believe armor, I would say it’s certainly not cold”
“Dude won’t even talk about anything but the third law of thermodynamics to that girl, he’s wearing his make believe armor”
“I’m sorry Jill I would ask you to dance, but I’m wearing my make believe armor so what do you think of Tom Brady’s completion record?”
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What Seamen yell while carrying wounded children on a submarine.
"Make a hole" the Seaman yelled, carrying the wounded child. Everyone moved quickly aside for them.
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Making Base Contact; "saying" meaning contacting your wife, girlfriend, or serious female relationship via your cellular phone, just like as paramedics make base contact to get additional orders for patient care, one can give ones female an updated status on what the boys and yourself are doing.
you: hey guys so are we getting ready to head to the bar now?
friends: yeah sure were leaving in ten, can't wait to get smashed!!
you: sounds great lemme just go "make base contact" first
OR
you: great if you leave any sooner Ill be over by the garage "making base contact"
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go make a taco is a phrase when someone has beef with youin which you end it.
oh,you got beef Phillip?Why don'y tou go make a taco.
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Making a play is when you are meeting up with someone and are hugging up with them !
Sarah: we should make a play
Joe: bhettt
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Actually I really care about you
Term used when a person has feelings for some one else more than they let on, usually sexual attraction, sign of sexual frustration
She make me sick dawg, she make me think about settling down.
I can’t stand you, you make me sick, I wanna f**k you so bad!
He make me sick! I wanna give him this pussy.
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The act of slapping the pudendum of a young woman.
She likes it when I start making angels cry.
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