Deck Pimp

This is the guy that determines the closest spot in the parking deck to the road, and then religiously attempts to take that spot every day that he can.

Dave is the Deck Pimp.

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pimp

a pimp is someone who pays whores to have sex with him

mike (the pimp) picked up angie and michelle (the prostitutes) then mike drove them to his house for sex.

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pimp slap

The process of sprinkling some baby powder on your hand, and then hitting your ho in da face with an open palm. This would leave an obvious imprint.

*Sprinkles baby powder on his hand and pimp slaps the reader!* Fucker. You've just been made my bitch.

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Pimp Stick

The Wing Wong of a Straight up Player. Used to beat the pussy of hoes into submission...

" She just need some of this Pimp Stick"

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media pimp

One who shares an almost obscene amount of music, movies, etc. with one's friends.

"Drew is a media pimp. All he does is try to get people to listen to music, watch movies, and buy heroin."

"Man, the second that girl finds a new band she likes, she tries to get everyone to listen to them. It's as if she's whoring the music out. What a media pimp."

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pimp-status

super-cool, sweet, awesome

Did you see the new iPod touch? It's totally pimp-status!

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maximum pimping

Whenever something is truly awesome.

That car is so hot...it's maximum pimping.

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