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bland, generic lyrics aimed to brainwash youth partnered with equally bland tunes and instrumentals. it is successful only because the record executives and right wing christian leaders saw that they had enough bible-humping teenagers to make a fat profit off of.
NO ONE, and i mean NO ONE with good music taste, regardless of their religious persuasion, will be caught dead listening to christian rock, or christian music of any kind for that matter.
because, you just cant make "oh jesus, my lord and saviour, my one and only, thank you" into a good song.
it just wont happen.
cool kid: whatre you listening to?
lame wannabe christian kid: its Thank you Lord, the latest CD from God Rules, this amazing christian rock band. its really good, theyre so talented.
cool kid: go fuck yourself.
lame wannabe christian kid: its because i'm a christian, isnt it?!?
cool kid: no, its because youre an idiot. bye.
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punk rock is a type of music usually 3 chord progressions but can be more. its generally short fast paced angst nihilistic music. punk started in the late 60's with lou reed and the velvet underground, iggy pop and the stooges, and the new york dolls. then in the mid 70s bands like the ramones and richard hell and the voidoids formed and began playing at the cbgb in new york. then quickly after that there were punk bands in the u.k. like the buzzcocks, the damned, the clash, and the sex pistols. they were more about making a statement than musical talent. there then was then L.A. scene with bands like the germs,x,black flag, and the weirdo's. then there were several other scenes like the DC scene with bands like minor threat and Bad brains. but there are many differant types of punk like pop punk bands like the ramones and the buzzcocks, which was catchy melodic tunes. theres Oi punk which is like the exploited and Sham 69, which is like more of the nazi punk type of music it is usually racist. theres ska/ragae ragae is like bob marley which may not generally be considered punk but it kinda goes along with it and is somewhat the influence for ska which is like faster raggae like operation ivy. theres hardcore which is like bands like the dead kennedys,bad religion,the germs,circle jerks, and black flag. theres new wave which most ppl may not consider to be a type of punk but it is whether or not u want to admit it, these bands are like devo,blondie, and duran duran. then there was grunge which was bands like nirvana, foo fighters, and soundgarden. umm thats about it but umm this is responding to an earlier post where someone said the new bands like gc and simple plan are just like boy bands with instruments lol i think thats pretty funny and its pretty true. umm but i dont think there is a specific term for "being punk" as ive heard people say. Jello said its thinking for yourself which i think is true and u should be independant and not some trendy ass "mall punk" ok well thats it.
i dont really have an example that i didnt already list up there ^
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The best music genre. Beats rap crap, emo, punk, ya you get the idea. Classic rock will always be the #1 music genre.
Classic rock is...
Led Zeppelin
Rush
The Beatles
Pink Floyd
Lynyrd Skynyrd
KISS
(etc.)
noob: yo u listen to punk rock or rap?
smart person: no those music genres suck classic rock pwns all...
noob: whatever rap and punk rulez
smart person: wow i feel sorry for u...(kicks noob in the nuts)
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A form of music featuring whiny teens, or adults pretending to be teens, who sing about things such as love, loss, dating, and partying in the majority of their songs. It can better be classified as music that is admired by pre-teen girls who have no taste in music, whatsoever.
Person 1: Hey, do you like Yellowcard?
Person 2: Nah, I don't listen to bitch rock.
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the act of choking on your own teeth, usually after someone curb stomps you.
ex. kick rocks or eat rocks big homie, your choice!
ex. kick rocks or eat em punk
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Complicated Early-70s extension to Classic Rock.
Girls don't like it! Because:
1) They can't shake their booty to the 7/4 or 5/8 time signatures
2) They can't imagine listening to any Improvisations on Brahms by a long haired ugly hippie in the 70s
3) Why do we want girls to like it. Prog is for solitary listening
Girl: What do you listen to, gangsta rap? Hip hop?
Boy: Na, I like old music
Girl: Ohh... Like Nirvana?
Boy: No, progressive rock. I don't think you'd understand
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What people confuse with progressive rock.
"yes is art rock DOOD." "no they aren't"
"YES THEY ARE! LOLOLOL"
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