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60 second rule

The amount of time before which certain individuals who have asked a dumb or inconsequential question will have either found the answer on his own, or have realized it wasn't worth asking.

Certain people are more susceptible to this rule than others. It's rare that they'll still be curious after 60 seconds have passed. Most of the time, ignoring their question does the trick.

P: If Batman's parents died, then how was he born?
K: ...
(60 seconds pass)
P: Ohhhhhh. Just Googled it.
K: 60 second rule. Works every time.
P: You're a dick.

by Triggers365 March 15, 2017


National kiss yo girl for 10 seconds

Every Wednesday you have to kiss yo girl for ten seconds

National kiss yo girl for 10 seconds

by Jpdk nigga April 25, 2018


Second Impression

The defining moment in a relationship in which a person decides if there going to stay in the relationship. This includes work relationships in which a manager decides to keep that person on or throw them out. Even if that moment is only Physically a few seconds, in the brain it may last an eternity. That second impression can happen at any moment in life, while under great stress, while in great fear, or happiness.

2: The split second after Rejection or Affirmation. The impression we get from how a person handles rejection or congradulation. Do they jump for joy, weep in fear, low in drepression or disappointment, Scream in anger.

It was during Jill Second Impression that made her believe she could stay with john for the rest of her life and all eternity...

by Theamazinggeek July 18, 2018


Second Wind

A fart from the other side. Broken wind from the penis.

I haven't had second wind in a while

You should get that checked out

by Krag 2 November 30, 2022


Second Wind

A fart from the other side. Broken wind from the penis

I haven't had second wind in a while

You should get that checked out

by Krag 2 November 30, 2022


Making Seconds

Alternate statement to "Making a Duce" or "Taking a No.2". Pooping.

Dude on phone: Hey... Did I just hear you flush the toilet?

Man: Ha yea, Had shrimp for dinner and i'm making seconds.

by sweetevil28 April 1, 2011


The Second Seal

Li snake the sun, the second seal

uniliminal message

the second seal is war

by MineOwedWu's May 27, 2021