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Sexual Satisfaction

After being with Bradley S. from Cincinnati, you know what being sexual satisfied means.

Sex with him is just okay; however it’s the cuddling afterwards that reminds you of what satisfaction us ladies want.

If you really only want the security feeling from cuddling, he’s your man. Meaning, the sexual satisfaction comes from his post coitus embrace.

Said, another way….
Sexual satisfaction is not during sex from his penis. Definitely not from his mouth/tongue ; however, all you ever desired sexually is a man to hold you tight all night .

Bradley S. from Cincinnati does the body, more than your vigina, good !!!

He thinks he’s great as sex but he’s better at the “cuddling after sex satisfaction”

Trust me, you have a vibrator for your vigina. And one Bradley S. from Cincinnati will give you the sexual satisfaction you truly want, cuddling with you all night!

by Living my best Life December 22, 2021

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Sexual Regret

Thought you are having sex with a person and figuring out it wasn't them.

The Catholic Priest Felt Sexual Regret when he accidentally molested a little girl not a little boy.

by Crzyfkr October 8, 2010

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Joanna sexual

Joanna is Kirby Smarts dream wife. Joanna sexuals are people who are only attracted to Joanna.

I lightfoot am Joanna sexual.

by Lightfoot_weewee July 30, 2022

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Metro-sexual

If you're pretending to be gay to get close to a girl, but she starts to catch on, and she asks you what sexuality you are, it's your best answer.

"Are you gay, cause you act gay, but you were staring at my boobs," "I'm not gay, I'm metro-sexual."

by Anonymously obvious suspect February 1, 2014

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Sexual Encountee

Individuals who are subject to a cock blocker.

If I'm a cock blocker, what does that make the other two? Sexual Encountee(s)

by pizzaeater August 9, 2014

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sexual drive by

Sliding your hand across a mans pants before sleeping together to ensure proper girth.

A sexual drive by is when you're On your first date or so you need to check the size out before wasting any more of your time.

by MISSHAIRSTYLIST February 20, 2014

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sexual crucifixion

A type of sexual act involving five members (fivesome) in which, classically, a man is pinned down with arms outstretched by four women - one receiving cunnilingus, one receiving vaginal intercourse, and two are fingered by each of the man's hands, thus effectively fastening him to the bed or floor.

Traditionally, this act continues until the man is on the brink of death, at which point he should cry out, "It is finished!", orgasm one final time, and then die.

Though unconventional, it is acceptable for a woman to be subjected to sexual crucifixion, or for men to take the role of pinning the martyr, in which case anal sex, tribadism, fellatio, and handjobs may be substituted for the original acts.

"Did you hear that Paul was sexually crucified last night? I heard he died with a smile on his face."
"No way! I can't believe he found four girls to do it with."
"I know. What a legend. Talk about going out with a bang."
"No kidding. I hope someday I get the chance to get in on a sexual crucifixion."

by Misteur E January 14, 2020

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