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The act of accidentally getting faecal matter on ones shirt cuff during the process of wiping.
Oh fuck, I have a meeting in 10 mins and have just given myself a shit cuff. Does anyone have a spare shirt?
Shitting liquid is where your bowel movements expelled substance is less solid than a chocolate milk shake, often as a resultant leaving the toilet bowl looking like an early Picasso piece. Severe cases and liquid professionals have been known to shit more on walls than in bowls
Hey man did you see in that toilet? Looks like someone is shitting liquid, yeah that arsehole has destroyed the bowl with that mad dump
To flip out on someone or go crazy.
Sally went ape shit when I pulled it out of her ass and hit her in the face with it.
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Said to someone who has just experienced some kind of misfortune.
Guy1: My therapist says I'm depressed and I need positive reinforcement so I don't kill myself.
Guy2: Get shit on.
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A short version of the saying 'I fall into shit and come out smelling of roses'
Sammy: 'How did you get away with not doing that work?!'
Jimmy: 'Shit and roses mate'
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Not doing anything or not doing anything important.
Andy: Hey, what's up?
Jake: I'm not doing shit.
Andy: Oh, same here.
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Will never amount to anything based upon present actions
Keosha Just Did That Boy Wrong She Ain't Shit
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