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an expression for when someone has a turning point in their career which allows them new access to levels of ability such as parking in the handicapped spots even without the handicapped sticker.
"Did you hear about the mayor giving Bryan Cranston the master key to all the private swimming pools in the city?"
"Yeah I did! He deserves it too, especially after he saved that poor midget from drowning in the deep end!"
"Oh man, I wish I had access to all the pools in the city. It's like the ultimate power shower."
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A bathroom tweaker who only smokes their glass dick when they are claiming to be in the shower, that way the dope smoke can be disguised with the steam from the shower, and they don't have to share because as far as anyone knows all they did was really take a shower....
My man is acting like a SHOWER SHARK because he doesn't want to share the pipe and keeps insisting that he isn't even lit, when I know he was smoking in the shower!
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Washing your hair in the kitchen sink. Theoretically, this method is used to avoid washing away the stench from any other areas of their body.
Typically, a Yugoslavian shower would be practiced by gypsy women, and western European women, or anyone else who may enjoy brewing a wretched body odour.
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The Sharing of a Perfume Shower with a Lady friend who works on the Perfume Counter at Debenhams
Brenda works on the Perfume counter at Debenhams, When we take Perfume Showers together the Radiance of all the perfume that she handles is amplified as the warm water touches her delicate skin.
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A Perfume shower is: Being pumped on (This could constitute foreplay, so I'm told, not my cup of tea, i might add.)by someone. Preferably someone who's not had meat for a few days, or has a diet consisting solely of parma violets or something equally fragrant... Surprisingly, it's not for everyone.
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When you cut your wrists, and then drip the blood over your forehead, then cut out that piece of your forehead and scratch your balls with it.
My friends make fun of me and my music, so they say I should take a gothic shower.
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when engaged in anal sex the man pisses up inside the females or males asshole then pulling out laying under the females or males asshole recieving a warm shower of ass piss on the chest
dude i heard you let becky give you a toronto shower at the party friday night
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Why were u in the shower so long?
O i was taking a hollywood shower
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