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The act of defecating in a toilet at the office late Friday night and letting it stew over the weekend for one's colleagues enjoyment on Monday morning.
Dan dropped the brief on his partner's desk and a Friday Night Special in stall #3 before leaving work last night at 10pm.
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A sexual partner with whom there is no official 'girl/boyfriend' or marital relationship. One has Special Naked Occasions with one's Special Naked Friend
Jo is my Special Naked Friend = Jo and I have sex together but we are not 'going out'
I had sex with my Special Naked Friend last night.
I had a Special Naked Occasion with my Special Naked Friend last night.
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A fucked up little plush teddy bear who doubles as a special agent to "help" children accomplish remedial tasks. Usually can't wait to get hands-on with most youngsters he meets. Gets the answers from the audience and his wristwatch. His best friends include a pretentious wolf, a retarded hillbilly racoon or squirrel lookin hoochie named "dotty" and some fuckin james earl jones soundin nigga who is the boss of the whole stupid operation. His vehicles include a faggot french train named RR Rapeed and a blind helicopter named whirly bird. Obviously a Sandusky faggot since he never tries to slay dotty, creeps into childrens bedrooms and usually dips when the parents come home.
Little Billy: Special agent oso what are you doin here? Are you here on a special assignment?
Agent Oso: Why don't you come find out.
<sound of door closing>
Billy's Mom: Billy where are you?
Agent Oso: Oh shit I better dip on outta this bitch. Hit it whirly bird.
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What I, and all sensible ladies, carry to discourage or stop attacks by hoodlums.
Nobody ever raped a thirty-eight. That's why I pack a Saturday Night Special.
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A Sporting Event For Kids With Disabilties (Autism, Down Syndrome, Celebral Palsey
, ADHD) Watching The Special Olympics Will Be Like Watching A Circus Performance
Speaking Of Retards How Come Marci Never Joined The Special Olympics
Are You Crazy Watching The Special Olympics Is Like Going To The Circus 50 Years Ago
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A female with a nice body and an ugly ass face.
Sonic: Not the only place with Brown Bag Speicals.
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A mixed drink consisting of Hi-C Flashin' Fruit Punch and Sweet Tea.
Man it's so hot. I could really go for a Harambe Special right now.
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