Take The L Dance

The most cringe thing a kid that likes Fortnite will do. Usually occurs when a child is born with Autism. The most common thing to do in this situation is to put the kid down, or just fucking living with a kid who plays Fortnite. Please put them down.

The kid said he likes Fortnite then did the Take The L Dance on my gravestone.

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taking her shoes

When you take a girl's shoes and you don't give them back to her until she makes out with you, then following said making out you give the shoes to Puertorican kids who beat her.

Dude, I wanna hook up with Bryn, I'm thinking of taking her shoes.

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this may take a while

Used when a task may take a long time to complete. Usually said when you have to keep clicking the Thumbs Down button on Urban Dictionary to put a stupid definition in its rightful place: the bottom of the page.

*after seeing the definition of OMG on the top of the page* This may take a while...

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taking from behind

Pretty much doggy style or anal. Sex where a man's behind.

Taking from behind

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Take Your Mamma

The most awesome song ever.

we're gonna take yo mamma out all night, we're gonna show her what it's all about, we're gonna get her jacked up on some cheap champagne and show her what it's all about!

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Jesus take the wheel

A command used when the driver of a vehicle requires the use of both his hands for a task other than steering i.e. sending a text, opening a beer, or rolling a joint. He yells “JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!” while simultaneously removing his hands from it. It is then the immediate duty of the passenger to reach over , grab the wheel, and steer the vehicle until the driver has his hands free once again.

“Yeah thanks for asking John my weekend was pretty goo… JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL I GOTTA CRACK OPEN THIS BEER. FUCK”

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taking the edge off

Taking the edge of is using a intoxicating substance to clam a person. when there nerves are fucked and there about to explode.

Intoxicating substances that can be used to achieve this are cigarettes, weed, alcohol, opiates, and many more dugs to many to list here. WARNING using certain certain substances can cause a person to be more angery instead of clam.... Beware of the real effects of whatever us take! before u take it

Person 1: Damn it u lil shit head u fuckkinn fuck fuck you

Person 2: ay were what did I do
Person 1: You ate fuckkinn getting on my damn nerves
Person 2: Damn chill

Person 1: you got something to help with taking the edge off
Person 2: yea I got some good weed

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