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When 2 lovers are engaged in "69" fornication the top partner pisses into the bottom partners mouth to "waterboard" them for information
I Seal Team 69'ed Sharon last night til she told me where she hid the Oreos.
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Only the coolest trio ever. if you are part of blue team you are cooler than hendrix, jesus, and god himself. blue team always has blue pre-wrap bandanas and sick hoodies.
"blue team is a so called third team in capture the flag"
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A group of wannabe "1337 haxors" who are "organized like a team, hacking like a family". Possibly the lamest group on the internet. In reality, they couldnt hack their way out of a paper bag. Should be shot on sight to save the gene pool from their utter dickish-ness.
"Did you see how someone hacked the ** ***** club website?"
"yeah, 'elite top team', what wankers. They hacked a site with absolutly no security and completly useless to the rest of the world"
"Wow, they must be PRO!!! those boodly scalawags, hope they wipe their manginas."
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Take one for the team so we can fuck these other chicks!
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When someone does something very stealthily, similar to the mission that took down Osama bin Laden.
Guy 1: (sneaking up behind Guy 2 to tackle him, and then tackles him)
Guy 2: 'Oh man bro you totally just pulled a seal team six on me. I didn't even hear you behind me.'
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The act of opening two youtube videos at the same time and watching one while listening to the other. Particularly good watching a country and western video, usually filled with many partially clad attractive women, whilst listening to music you can actually stomach.
Hey, what are you doing?
Watching this wild video full of T and A while listening to some Morrissey.
Thats kind of contradictive.
Yes, its called Youtube Tag-teaming.
Tis awesome.
Yes, tis,
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a small sub-set of people who reside in Northern PA, who appear to be interesting/cool/smart, but are actually none of the above. Require generous amounts of sleep, liberal amounts of petty drama, and refrain from tainting their holier-than-thou-white-girl image. Often b-teamers are born in Harrisburg and migrate north in search of intellectual stardom. Clothing of choice: j.crew, lacoste, or holister (size xxxsmall)"purchased" at salvation army... or entire wardrobe provided by parents along with fancy car. Mating call includes: "que lindo" (translate--"how precious"). It is essential to note that b-teamers strive to mate with one individual who makes his rounds despite having no intelligence whatsoever.
Fickle creatures, best if observed from afar. Not much fun. Avoid making friendships as you will probably regret it if you like staying out past 8:30 and drink sometimes.
fucking b-team. they're sending me to rehab because of that damn white wine spritzer. they're just jealous because they're not a-teamers
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