Text Message Ho

A late night girl whom is strickly communicated with via text message. Under no circumstance would an acutal vocal conversation ever take place.

I had to bang out my text message ho last night, kiiiiddd.

Dude, that chick is a text message ho. Strickly text scene.

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Prime Meat Text

impressive penis pics from Jeff Bezos sent to his lover, Lauren Sanchez

An alert popped up on Lauren's phone one morning that she thought was an eggplant; when she opened it Lauren realized she'd just received an very impressive Prime Meat Text from Bezos, Amazon's Founder.

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text me the address

Codeword for "I want to have sex with you"

Where are we going tonight?
Pound Town.
Nice, text me the address

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Wall of Text Syndrome

A post that suffers from a massive amount of words. Can be abbreviated as WOTS.

I saw this post and it had serious wall of text syndrome

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Mid-sex Text

When you're having sex with a girl and she finds it so unsatisfactory that she starts replying to texts mid-sex.

"Awh dude how'd your date go last night?"
"Not good, she pulled a mid-sex text on me"
"Really, that bad?"

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Ye Olde Texting

In simple terms, it's called 'passing note'. It's an ancient art form that is used only by those of us who lack the current technology to text their freinds. Ye Olde Texting is used primarily by females and flamboyantly gay teen boys.

Girl 1: "Hey, did Iggles ever text you back?"
Girl 2: "No... I don't have texting anymore, so we use 'Ye Olde Texting'! I even got us this cool new notebook!"
Girl 1: "..."
Girl 2: "What?!"
Girl 1: "You're fucking lame!"

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Typical slut text

Commonly reffered to as a TST, the Typical slut text is a text message a guy recieves from a girl who is undecided on whether or not to be a complete slut.

A TST can range from simply killing the conversation, to contradicting what they may have previosly said.

Girl: "Really really enjoyed seeing you earlier, you're so nice. Hopefully see you tomorrow ;) xxx"
Guy: "Yeah same, speak to you tomorrow! xxx"

*Next day*

Guy: "Hey, you allright? Wuu2? Hope you're okay and stuff. xxx"
Girl: "At Work :) x" <-- Typical Slut Text (TST)

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