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An unborn fart; gas in the intestinal tract working its way toward anal birth
"What was that rumbling noise?" asked Wes.
"It's Tom's fetal farts. We should clear the room before he gives birth," exclaimed Craig.
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When an individual bends over and spreads their buttcheecks in the mirror so they can see themselves fart
“One time I walked into a Walmart bathroom and I saw this guy fart mirroring!”
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Expulsion of intestinal gas released in a manner similar to the exhaust of the Jetsons' flying car- continuous, but composed of several short, discrete releases- while one is moving, as if being powered by the flatulence.
I just totally Jetson farted my way down that moving walkway, bro.
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The karma one experiences after trying to blame a fart on someone / something else.
Luke farted whist on the treadmill at the gym and looked at the person next him, as if to afford the blame onto them. Suddenly, his iPod fell from his pocket, was kicked on by the momentum of his running stride and landed INSIDE the treadmill. A one in a million shot or fart karma?
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When a girl has a hairy asscrack it is considered a fart marmot.
"Holy crap, when she bent over you could see her hairy fart marmot."
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the all mighty ,holy grail of farts,the loudest,smelliest fart in all existence...
i have never smelled the gringo fart my sir
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Something or someone that rolls around and around, aimlessly...without knowing how it/ they got in, or how to get out.
Stella felt like a fart in a mitten at the giant warehouse shopping center.
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