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A "Messy Kyle" is an order at a Washington Diner wherein if you order the "Messy Kyle" the cook "Rusty" will take you in the back and drown you in 16 metric fucktons of maple-flavoured bacon grease while calling you "Kyle".
Customer: Can I get a "Messy Kyle"?
*muffled sounds of beating and dragging can be heard*
Gen Z equivalent of a morning cup of coffee and a cigarette, but instead hitting a disposable vape and drinking a Ghost energy drink
"Woke up tired and cranky so I had to get in a Morning Kyle before court"
The best girlfriend ever, most definitely wife material, I will not hesitate 😤 everything about her is special and she is my lil bozo
Kylee Kaldrovics is the love of my life
A nerdy bully from The Gem dynasty fantasy baseball league. A Bulky Kyle likes to eat their boogers and smell their farts while they say means things to people smarter than them.
Yes, your fantasy team is horrific, but you don't need to be a bulky kyle to the rest of the league because you are a terrible manager.
Masquerades as a hetorosexual dealer,(aka bum bandit) Claims to not suck dick also lies alot.( Refers to himself as DK which is short for Dick King. famous for his Motto (A dick a day is the DK way)
Kyle West (DK) wants to be Diddy
He's an idiot who has no idea what he doing. I cant cuss him out and say some other stuff insulting him cause I'm using a school account.
Kyle Chaney is an idiot, especially one Halloween, he was very stupid and stayed home.