a person who spends most of their waking hours in the basement. They piss in a cup and dump it out of the basement window.
Why is the grass dead by this window?
Ken was pulling a Munson sump pump again!
Male 1: Are you gonna bang tonight?
Male 2: Nah, she isn't feelin' it, so I'll just pump groin.
When you start peeing in the middle of having sex.
"Yo, last night I gave dis hoe a Russian Gas Pump, she totally dug it."
"Yo....that's disgusting."
Smacking the hell out of a hillbilly named Kev
Person 1: if you want to get pumped I’m your guy
Person 2: you want to pump my stump? You are so gay dude
Person 1: no you
When you are so excited (pumped) but your fingers get ahead of your spelling and you hit enter without proofreading.
YES!! I'M SO PUMPES FOR THE BIRTHDAY PARTY!
PUMPED*
The heart. The human heart is the “central pump” of the human circulatory system. Commonly used by nurses, doctors, & people who’ve played way too much Cyberpunk 2077. Used in Cyberpunk 2077.
Doctor: Man, my bitch cheated on me with my homie
Cyberpunk Fan: Sounds like she broke your central pump