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OBS is when your guy-friend is wayyy too much like an older brother...overprotective, and hates anyone who touches you..or talks to you..or looks at you the wrong way. Sometimes as annoying as a sib, but you love them anyway:)
Guy: Hey gurl, wanna go out this weekend?
Girl: SURE!
Girls Best Guy-friend: Who is he? What does he want? Why is he talking to you?
Girl: Dude, chill it with the OBS (older brother syndrome)
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a phrase replacing “my brother in christ” due to the original phrase being associated with slurs. coined in mcytblr, or minecraft youtube tumblr, hence the minecraft reference.
Person A: why do i have to see so much discourse on my dash
Person B: mine brother in craft you started the discourse
Sister’s husband and spouse’s brother at the same time.
My double-brother-in-law is a good person.
the worst insult in all of history
Jeoff: ur mom gay
Bill:Ur mom lesbian
Jeoff:ur granny tranny
Bill:ur pappy trappy:
Jeoff: Ur sister mister
Bill: Don't make me do it!
Jeoff: Do it pussy
Bill: ur brother mother
(The sun rams into earth)
When you need to urinate and unexpectedly end up taking poop at the same. As they say, “Expect the unexpected!”
Attmay: Did you just take a dump?
Prilay: Yes, why?
Attmay: I thought you just had to tinkle.
Prilay: Expect the unexpected!
Attmay: That must have been a Big Brother Shit!
When you mix Black breakfast tea, Black coffee, and Redbull or monster creating a breakfast version of the speedball a mixture of Cocain and Heroin what killed Jake from the Blues Brothers
When you really want to sleep though class, just Blues Brothers yourself
I really just want to really fucking sleep for 5 hours.
Don't go full on Blues Brothering yourself, you'll sleep forever.
usually the middle child in a family who is trying to show up his older sibling.
"damn Tyrone, Drew got that {little brother's disease}! Why he always gotta be up in the mix?