When your have Chinese Chode Fingers and your fingers are fucking wider than your fucking Asian ass eyes.
"The Asian had the fucking fatest fingers."
"Chinese Chode Fingers"
"Yeah!"
The art of doing absolutely nothing for the entire day on a bed or couch, without worry of uncompleted tasks or prior obligations.
“Sorry Jerry, I'm not going to make it today. I feel like chodeing."
“Bombay has been chodeing all day!"
Partner: "what are we doing today?"
You: "we're chodeing"
The act of smooshing your penis till desired girth
Chodeing ex: Leo told Kai his cock was skinny he should chode “the penis is squeezed till it gets thicker”
when a man waits for his jizz to glaze over his chode and then has a women lick it off
brett: hey spencer check it out im chode glazing
spencer: sick dude can i taste it!
When one uses his or her chode to blow a load on a face or pussy ass; a very powerful heavy load.
Kyle was preparing to unload a legendary chode plaster unto the face of Austin when his mother entered the line of fire.....
Something having the characteristics, or appearance of, a chode.
I was out last night and saw this guy who was quite chode-like.