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Contrary to popular belief, a power dump is a term used when one is so busy that time cannot be wasted!
Commonly used whilst raiding in World of Warcraft, and you want to remain top of the damage meter.... I suppose it can also apply to work, watching sports... whatever.
To save valuable seconds, you go in, and instead of relaxing and letting nature do the work, you push til you're red in the face and force that shit out and 100mph!! Followed by a speed wipe, then back to doing whatever it was you're doing.
Krasek: Gotta take a dump!
Kuro: Hurry dude, we're about to start on the last boss!
(30 seconds later)
Krasek: Back
Kuro: That was fucking quick!!
Krasek: Yeah I know, power dump FTW!! May have given myself a hernia though.
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Originally stated on encyclopedia dramatica, the power 5 are the 5 most overused shock images, from the very deep end of the cesspool that is also known as the internet, which have spread beyond plausible human control. Once seen, they will continually haunt your dreams and burn within your retinas, until you view the ultimate dread of the Pain series, the fresh pain of which will erase this weak image and replace it with something a little worse than death by burning penis. You have been warned.
Bob: Let's give Joe a shock
Bill: Why not use one of the power 5?
Bob: Oh, Good idea.
.....5 hours later
Joe: HOLY SHIT OMGWTF WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN-
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This expresstion can be used to show large amounts of emotion
"Holy fuck! That tv is huge to the power of 7!"
Guy:How good is cake!?
Dude: Fucking good to the power of 7
Guy: So how bout this weather?
Dude: Fuck shithouse to the power of 7!
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The Act of having sex while wearing a Power Puff Girl costume. After the woman cum's the women sprinkles marshmallows over the man and then takes a bat and beats the man.
"Hey did you get some last night man?"
"Yeah, but she turned out to be a Power Puff Girl. She power puffed me!"
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Amusing synonym for the male reproductive organ.
"Stalin had a firm grip on the lever of power."
"He controlled the men around him with his lever of power."
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when you really gotta take a crap but you hold it in extra long and when you get to the bathroom your crap is been ready and waiting. normally power shits are quicker than normal dumps.
holy crap iv been holding this crap in sooo long its definitely going to be an epic power shit
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We're hot-boxing it and a cop is pulling us over - open the power hole and grab some mustard packets, man.
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