Twinkle Toes

A beautiful,bootiful,blonde lady that has long legs and beautiful feet. A woman in her 30s that is a girlie girl and is a woman that breaks guys necks because her presence demands ones attention. First used by Douggie to his Lady Jennifer aka Twinkle Toes in July or August

of 2015

Goodnight Twinkle Toes . Twinkle Toes what time you wanna see me?

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Tough as a big toe

Mocking someone when they act tough. Big toes experience much pain when stubbed and even the toughest of men turn Into cry babies.

Look at that alpha male, he’s as tough as a big toe!

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Steel-toe sock

A sock that is used on multiple occasions to jerk off inside of. It becomes stiff around the toe area that catches the brunt of the loads.

ME: Dude I think Mom found my Steel-toe sock under my bed.
DAD: She did. When I tried to tell her to leave it there so you didn't ruin another one she threatened to put it on and kick me with it
ME: she should've

Bleedy old toe

A severe affliction that befalls certain professionals who spend too much time wearing leather shoes in an office environment.

Great day at work, apart from the bleedy old toe flaring up says Arch.

toe head

n.
1. to suck on someone's toe; derrived from the original definition of giving someone head + feet
2. a really stupid person

1. "..at katie's party i gave bob toe head! for some reason he got really turned on. lol! i'm just a really good foot sucker.."
2. "why does katie always invite marla to her parties!? she's such a toe head"

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ten toes down

1.To be committed to something.

2.To devote 100% of your support.

Joe: "Are you coming with us to fight James' crew?"

Tim: "It's whatever with me. I'm ten toes down."

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the big toe captain

The biggest toe on your foot. What George tells Jerry to do a joke on. (In the episode "The Tape").

"The Captain of the Toes!" The Big Toe Captain is the captain of the toes and sometimes the second toe grows longer, creating a coups de toe.

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