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A club/list created by perverted women to judge a man based on the size of his manhood
His trousers were very tight and I could see he is in the big willy club
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Next mans willy is the man who steals your dream woman from you. He is always better and prettier than you. Your crush only texts you when next mans willy is not answering her.
Person A: „Bro she left me on read for 2 days but just told me that she was sleeping 34 hours, it‘s all good.“
Person B: „Bro nobody sleeps 34 hours. She was probably in the Hotel room with next mans willy.
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When you have a large willy and your name is billy
"Do you know Billy?"
"Yes he has a large willy."
" So he is an actual large willy billy? imossible!"
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The sexual act of chugging a fifth of Admiral Nelson, then motorboating a busty woman within a half hour of her being tittyfucked by two other gentlemen
"I was so tanked last weekend after the baseball game, I scored a willy winter white out with that Mary chick. Glazed my beard for a day."
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basically, if you really want something, you'll get yer cock out and fight for it, man to man, woman to woman, smurf to smurf. ;D
hai, i'm a virgin, and i need a way to unbecome one, OH JUST SEX ME ALREADY? D:
''where there's a willy there's a way'' ;D
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What people from brimingham call a pavement
"NOT EN BERRMENGHAM WE DONT, EN BERRMENGAM WE CALL IT A WILLY SCHWILLY MILLY GILLY"
On May 4th it’s National Wet Willy Day. It’s a day for all men to finally get their dick wet or dip it in again.
“Hey Eugene you ready for National Wet Willy Day?”