friend zone

The friend zone is the mythical place where a man is put into despite known/unknown sexual/romantic feelings for a woman. Everybody then thinks of the woman as a bitch or rude, even though she really just doesn't have any romantic/sexual feelings for the man, but thinks he's a great person and wants to be friends with him.

Alex: Oh man, Sheila just friendzoned you so hard! The friend zone sucks! She's such a bitch, any girl would be lucky to have you!
Ted: I know, man. I irrationally hate her now.
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Sheila: Ted is such a great guy, I'm lucky to be friends with him!
Cassandra: I know! Would you mind setting me up on a date with him?
Sheila: Sure! I think it would be great if he was in a relationship with someone! I would date him myself, but I don't have any romantic or sexual feelings for him. But you would make a great girlfriend!

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disposable friend

a person in which is used by others at their own convenience.

JAckie was a merely a disposable friend, there when you needed her and then simply forgotten about.

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friend fucker

A good friend, homie, or pard that commits actions considered unfriendly, uncaring, and inconsiderate. Can be interpreted as a joke or warning to avoid bad friend behavior.

luke is a friend fucker, i got a ride with him to the park and he left me there with out letting me know.

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lazy friending

when someone keeps showing up in your news feed on facebook and you eventually friend them because you're too lazy to click the x button.

who the hell is sarah johnson? whatevs im just lazy friending her

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meat friend

A friend who you see in in the flesh in real life as opposed to facebook, twitter, myspace and MMORPG friends who you only know in the virtual world.

I finally made my World of WarCraft buddy Bruce my meat friend when we met up for Thai food last Saturday.

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Bro-Friend

noun: someone a bro is in a bromance with. Bro-friend is to bromance what boy/girlfriend is to romance. Also spelled "brofriends"

In 1996, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon were bro-friends.

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Friend Zone

Definition:
A state of being where a male inadvertently becomes a 'platonic friend' of an attractive female who he was trying to intitate a romantic relationship. Females have been rumored to arrive in the Friend Zone, but reports are unsubstanciated.

Girl:
"I love you (Insert the poor bastard's name here,) but I dont want to ruin a great friendship by dating you."
Guy:
"Well why the fuck did I waste two months on you?"

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