National Throw Short People Day

On October 21st you can throw anyone 5’5”and under with no permission needed

What day is today?
Why its national throw short people day of course

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throwing a rucksack up northumberland street

to shag a bird with a very slack vertical bacon sandwich

'no the sex was crap, it was like throwing a rucksack up northumberland street!'

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Throw Sam Across The Room Day

that’s it. just throw them.

sam: i’m screwed
person: why?
sam: it’s throw sam across the room day

Throwing your dummy out of the cot

Behaving like a child

Stop "Throwing your dummy out of the cot" and man the fuck up!

Open the door and throw the mail inside

Having vaginal sex, then pulling out, aiming the head of your penis into your partner's anus and then ejaculating. Anal creampie without anal sex.

I was pretty angry that Gertrude didn't want to let me make sex with her bumhole, so I decided to open the door and throw the mail inside. She farted out my masculine mayonnaise all over the backseat of her 2008 Kia Spectra.

Throwing Yarn All Over the Place

When someone comes into a meeting and makes a tangled mess of everything.

Matt: This meeting is a clusterfuck! Stop throwing yarn all over the place!

International throw noob gamers day

You can legally throw around noob gamers on 26th of October.

International throw noob gamers day is in a few days! Im gonna throw you so hard!