hipster hate

when an unconventional individual claims to hate but voluntarily takes part in something that the vast majority enjoys

Ex: facebook

"I hate Facebook"

"I don't like my birthday"
(Whilst actively taking part in said activities)

You hipster hate facebook
He hipster hates his birthday

If you hate her SAINT her

Still spoil your gf/lady/mrs even if you hate her;

You can also say this phrase in response to the infamous quote: 'If you adore her, Dior her'.

If you hate her SAINT her"
"And even if you hate her, SAINT her!"

Even if you hate her, SAINT her...

Everybody hates me because I am fat

I don't <3 You are the most beautiful person in the world. I mean, just look at you! You are so gorgeous than me. Don't let 1 person took you whole motivation down!

You: Everybody hates me because I am fat
Me: No, you are the most beautiful person in the world, don't let anyone judge you <3

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hate poo

noun A human bowel movement released in a location designed to offend a particular person or persons.
verb The act of releasing a bowel movement in a location designed to a offend a particular person or persons.

*A wife comes home to find a poo on her pillow, shrieks:* "WTF is that!"
*Hatepooer responds:* "It's a hate poo Sheila! You're so rude and you never listen to me!"

National no hating

It’s when you can’t hate on anyone or you get banned on tiktok or any social media and if you do it in irl remember your a bad person

Emma:guess what?
Bully:what?
Emma : it’s national no hating day so you can’t be rude

Bully:ugh whatever

the hate club

a group chat with five best friends that live in different states and met on stan twitter. they block each other for “fun” but they still kayak each other very much <3

did you see that ally blocked all five members of the hate club yesterday for no reason ??

yeah bro it was crazy

Hate Lifting

The act of engaging in weightlifting exclusively for personal fulfillment, disregarding external opinions or societal expectations, particularly in the context of relationships. It reflects a commitment to self-improvement driven by individual goals rather than seeking validation from others, notably in the realm of romantic relationships.

All these hos are why I started hate lifting