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Said when something is awesome.
from the word 'sauce', as in 'awesome-sauce'.
Him: So how was the sandwich?
her: It was top of the sause. I loved the extra dill.
Him: You are welcome. Glad you liked it
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A term used to denote someone who exemplifies the characteristics and behaviors popular associated associated with Judaism. Some typical attributes of a Top Jew include but are not limited to: an immense nose, a well-maintained individual, one possessing vast amounts of knowledge relating to great deals, shortcuts while driving and other helpful advice, one who is very intellectual and smart, one who can be observed in services in his shul every Friday night, one who is very caring and compassionate towards his family and friends, one with a refined sense of humor.
Guy #1: See that guy over there with the glasses chowing down on that everything bagel?
Guy #2: yeah, looks like Top Jew! just look at his nose, it's six feet long!
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A word used to described Fat People Who are desperately trying to escape from Themselves but decide to wear jeans while running. MUFFIN TOP
Lachie connor : The fattest known mammal to live on this planet of ours, he weighs 70 kg for a child with the intelligence of a grade 5. His flab tumbles like a tsunami if you slap it right. Muffin top
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a shirt the size of a large wooly mammoth
the lady wore a big top that was far to large
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A small amount of white woman, who only dates men of African decent usually over weight or pretty but containing some of the worlds deadlist or contagious STD’s known to man.
Look at that stove top over there, I heard she only dates black men but that’s ok, it’s better to keep the diseases with her kind
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Sexual position. Starting off in doggy-style, an overweight male takes his partner from behind and rests his gut on top of her back, like placing an object on a table. Lubrication may be added if desired.
Mate i table-topping the shit out of that bird last night....she took it like a bitch.
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The highest quality. Originated from the best liquor being on the top shelf in a bar.
His game was top shelf today; I had no chance.
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