Inteli-Touch

A computerized fan control system that the Casablanca fan company used from the mid 80s up until the late 2000s. Has 6 speeds, a light dimmer function, a direction reverse function, a demonstration function, and several other modes. Comes with a wall switch of either three of four buttons that wires into the wall in place of your regular toggle switch. Very high tech and innovative, though it can malfunction and break sometimes.

I just installed your Inteli-Touch Casablanca fan for you.

i touch myself

tingle tongle

oh well, I touch myself

touch muffin

When you finger your lady friend and use the excess spit, cum, vagina juices to make a creamy muffin.

Tina: Bill gave me a touch muffin last night!
Atira: No way I wish I could get a man like that to give me a touch muffin!
Tina: Stfu Atira you ugly slut.

0 Touches

When a player plays a game of Australian Rules Football and does not register a single stat.

'Did you hear about Jack on the weekend? He had 0 touches.'

touched

annoyed, upset, or agitated.

"you're so touched she ghosted you"

Touched

(Adjective)
A person who is special needs or has a hard time comprehending information.

These students may be touched, but with patience, understanding, and the right teaching materials, they all will succeed in school.

Touched

The hood version of counting coup; attacking an opponent.

“Hidin' from me, throwin' dirt on my name
You gon' fuck around, get your homeboy touched” - Nav, Run It Up ft. Pop Smoke