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to take a shit and make someone eat it
if he dont stop talkin shit im gonna make him when i drop a quarter and call my uncle on his asse
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A song from the south park movie.Sung by two Canadian actors.
The song shut your fucking face uncle fucker is my favorite one from south park.
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A man with an infinite penis that may destroy the world apon erection. He also helps when people are stuck with maths or in cabinets
Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal is so great and receives much head
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You say it when you have heartburn after eating... or even when you are really full.
"Tony" and "tongs" can be replaced depending on the circumstances... like at a Chinese restaurant..... Uncle Chen dropped the chopsticks!
(at dinner) uggh, Uncle Tony dropped the tongs! (physically drops utensils)
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uncle john/reddo/soggychip/sock is a piec eof shit
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Used to describe the pointlessness of the word if. Similar to but better to use than "if ifs and buts were candy and nuts Christmas would be every day."
If I had some money I'd pay you that money back. Well if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.
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A phrase used to disregard an unimportant and often times obvious detail. Used when that detail is used to divert attention from the topic at hand.
Little Girl 1: Why'd you eat my pudding?
Little Girl 2: My aunt is a doctor and she says eating too much pudding makes you fat.
Little Girl 1: And if your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle, what's that got to do with why you ate my fucking pudding?
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