ASK UR CRUSH OUT DAY

Ask ur crush out day! November 2nd. A day where u ask ur crush out.

Lisa: hey Jonathan its ask ur crush out day will u go out with me.
Jonathan: sure!

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ur family tree LGBT

The absolute, downright, worst comeback in ANY type of language. All other “Ur” comebacks are mortals to this one*.
Billy- “Hey peter”

Peter-“Hey billy, guess what?”

Billy-“What?”

Peter-“UR FAMILY TREE LGBT!”

*billy’s face then melts, and he is instantly not worthy of hell or heaven, he just wonders in darkness for eternity*

*-UNLESS karamjit mom ultra gaye.

james:"ur family tree lgbt"

harsh:"no u"
james:"holup! *checks if karamjeet mom ultra gaye*
karamjeet: "oshid"

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ur mum mega big gey

theres no coming back from that

Ur mum gey
no u
Ur mum mega big gey
*dies*

Bill nye ur moms a guy

Something nice to say to everyone they will not beat you they will say thank you

Hello did you know that bill nye ur moms a guy

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ur dad gone no milk

when dad is gone because there is no milk but then it been 50 years he no here

jame: hi dad
dad: hi son
jame: where are you going dad
dad: getting milk
jame: wait dad n-
carl: ur dad gone no milk

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ur wife has no life

As I'm typing this, I am slowly dying from heat stroke because of this insult. Never use it, unless you want to die.

some heckin bicher: ur wife has no life
everyone: mR sTaRk...

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Ur mum gay lol

Daddy

Yeet 1:go die in whole
Yeet 2:ur mum gay lol

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