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A Thing on a Pre-Pubescent girl.
Why do they shave it? why do you wanna look pre pubscent?
How come they cant leave a little nice trim? I hate bald vaginas
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In reference to vagina, it is the sharp, pointy teeth that protrude out of the labial, and vaginal area, in order to ward off unwanted visitation. Also found on angry bitches.
"That dumb bitch is so angry, I bet her vagina fangs make walruses jealous"
"I was about to penetrate my spouse yesterday, and something sharp and jagged (obviously vagina fangs) pierced my member. Highly unsettling."
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A term used to express a vagina resembling that of an African American woman.
Tom said that even though Sara was Caucasian she had one hell of a monkey vagina.
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Slang term for Labia minora.
When working for a private ambulance company a woman in a psych ward had come up to my partner and I and asked who she should talk to if she had a problem with some of the other residents. I then asked why she wanted to file a complaint and she said "They cut off my Vagina ears."
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"they cut off my vagina ears."
Synonyms include but may not be limited to Vagina Ears Labia minora Beef Curtains Roast Beef Flaps pussy lips
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A vagina lined with razor sharp teeth. It is told that he who sticketh his "junketh" into thy judging vagina shall be chosen to be worthy or not. If not the judging vagina shall bite it off, feeling no pity or reluctancy. If he who sticks his "junketh" into thy judging vagina be deemed worthy he will be introduced to a world of unknown and mystical pleasures never before experienced by human kind. Unfortunately know one knows how the judging vagina judges, so bone at your own risk.
Dude #1: Hey bro did you hear about Jethroe?
Dude #2: No man what happened?
Dude #1: He found the judging vagina. So he decided to test his luck and try to fuck it.
Dude #2: Is he living in a world of unknown and mystical pleasures never before experienced by mankind?
Dude #1: No. It bit his dick off with its razor sharp teeth.
Dude #2: HaHa Wat a dousche. I always hated that guy. I love the judging vagina.
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Another name for calling people "Douche Bags" when you want to say it in the literal way. It's quite an insult.
Person #1: Wow, she's so annoying.
Person #2: Yeah, what a vagina cleaner.
Person #1: What?
Person #2: Other way of saying "douche bag".
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When a vagina hasn't been used in a very long time, it turns a greyish-purple color, shrivels up and tends to fall off if not treated with at least ten cans of bounce dat ass immediately.
girl: "Oh my god, I have vagina depression!"
guy: "Hurry, I have ten cans of bounce dat ass on me.
girl: "Really, where?
guy: "On the south pole!"
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