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When an owner of a home has a septic tank and makes you moniter your water VERY closely, limits your shower time to 2 minutes, keeps laundrey and dishes piled up hoping for the rare chance they clean themselves
Also lives pertinaciously by the phrase, "If it's brown flush it down if it's yellow keep it mellow"
Mike: Did you see Kathy's house
Joe: Oh I know it was a pigsty
Mike: I wish she would flush her toilets, clean her dishes, and do some laundry
Joe: If only she didn't have a septic tank
Mike: I know it makes her such a water nazi
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The left over water after crack has been cooked. Once the crack water is added to something it makes the other thing more potent.
"Yo that weed was so bangin, they must have ran the crack water on that shit!!!"
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big boobs that jiggle :
often too BIG.
jessie's water bags are huge i want to lick them.
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The seal of approval for vagina taste test. If the vagina doesn't taste like bottled water, something is wrong with it. Probably infected, defected, reflected, and should be rejected That is an indicator of uncleanliness on the female's part. Means she is probably a filthy dirty slut and you should terminate on sight.
In the Future song "Long Live the Pimp"
Future states "Bad yellow bitch and her pussy taste like water"
This bad yellow bitch obviously passed the water test.
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A common name for prebuscent ejaculate, before the testies have begun to preduce sperm.
what do you mean shag her, you're only shooting tatty water!
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The shittiest water park in Cherry Valley (near Rockford) Actually the shittiest waterpark in the world. Working there sucks more than attending.
Filled with Mexicans, all the time. Sometimes they are clothed, sometimes wearing swimsuits.
I just took a Magic Waters dump.
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The driving creative genius behind Pink Floyd. He played bass, he wrote the songs, he wrote the lyrics, came up with the concepts, was the best singer, held together and then ripped apart the band, and (last but not least) was the only member of Pink Floyd to have any trace of personality and charisma. Yeah, he was somewhat of an asshole toward his former bandmates, but hey, when you're just THAT good, you are allowed to throw around a bit of ego. After he left the rest of Pink Floyd went on to cobble together a couple of half-assed albums that lacked any semblance of creative integrity. After Roger Waters left, Pink Floyd was reduced to a sprawling, bloated train wreck that was embarrassing to watch and listen to (think "Dogs of War"). Roger himself went on to release three of the most underrated albums ever. "Radio Kaos", "The Pros and Cons of Hitch-hiking", and "Amused to Death" are brilliant concept albums held together by great music and thoughtful lyrics. Unfortunately they will forever be absent from mainstream consciousness because they deal with subjects such as: human relationships, marriage and affairs, political engineering and the effect of technology on today's world, power struggles within society, the drive toward personal honesty, rather than deeper, more meaningful things people prefer such as: bitches, ho's and drugz.
Dude 1: Holy shit man, why are you walking around with a hard-on?? I can see it through your jeans!
Dude 2: Yeah, I'm listening to Roger Waters on my ipod, man. Step off.
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