Jasmine is a Simp

Jasmine is a Simp

"Jasmine is a Simp for Max" "what a simp, Who?, Jasmine"

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Simp Juice

Liquids coming out of a simp like person

Yo Kelvin is such a simp he be leaking simp juice

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Simp Chimp

A man named Milo

HOLY SHIT ITS THE SIMP CHIMP

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Christian simp

When a christian marries a woman just to fuck, he is a christian simp.

Justin:Oh my god Brandon is such a christian simp
Kendrick:Ik right?

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Female Simp

- A woman that puts herself in a subservient/submissive position under a man in hopes of winning them over.
- A woman who puts too much value on a man for no reason.
- A woman that relies heavily on “chivalry” in hopes of getting Sexual Gratification from the man.
- A manipulative Snake of a woman who only wants to get in the man’s pants and uses deceptively charming acts to do so.

Girl #1: Did you see Bella doing all those nice things for Johnny lately!?
Girl #2: yeah! She said it was to try and get him in bed with her.
Girl #1: What a Simp.
Girl #2: It’s actually “Female Simp”. There’s a difference.

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Layton/simp

Usually someone with a very small dick that thinks they’re slick by talking to more than one girl at once and telling every girl he talks to how hot he reckons they are but he’s really just a big phat pussy that doesn’t know how to treat girls or have a relationship so when he’s in one he usually makes really dumb excuses to get out of it because he’s a real frigit. Has a really UGLY laugh. And they’re only friend is probably gay and has a phat crush on them. He’s a SIMP and always choose hoes before bro’s, when he really has no hoes and everyone Just talks shit about him but he’ll never know because he’s a phat narcissist and is obsessed with himself. is an ugly mf that really needs a tan. also they will never get pussy so have fun dying a virgin with your one inch wonder .

“Layton/simp texted me last night, yuck”
“Omg Layton/simp played me AGAIN”
“Layton/simp is such a simp”

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sills the simp

100% a simp and he is so annoying to the point that u want to kill yourself and is the worst duo partner in fortnite, he simps for his girl best friends he says he loves them and calls them babby mammas and wont leave them alone

wow your like like sills the simp

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