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The act of blowing smoke into a penis and then sucking it out.
"Dude, I was at a party last night and I saw a chick do a Barbecue Johnson on a guy, looked painful as shit."
"Yo, how much Johnson juice did you make this summer?"
The excretion of piss from your johnson. have fun out there.
(May be confused with semem a.k.a cum or also known as jizz and also known as that good shit also known as Johnson juice cocunet flavour)
"Yo I gotta go shoot out my johnson juice"
"Yo I just soiled my pants with Johnson Juice" - Me
The act of a man with excessively salvaging saliva glands deep throats another man's dick and when he takes the dick from his mouth the thick mucus his gland produced leaves a coat of high gloss shimmer from which the johnson is adorned.
The man slapped himself in the face with Allans dick and then took it so deep in his throat his dick was given a shimmer johnson.
When you whip your schlong out, and open a pack in Rainbow Six Siege with your cock. (Made/popularized by Jynxzi)
Holdup lemme do a johnson pack bro, OH SHIT A BLACK ICE
When your underwear gets between your butt cheeks aka a wedgie
Ew Hope is trying to pick out her unibrow Johnson.
An apparition or double of a living person.
"Omg that guy looks like Bailey !” “Is that Bailey Johnson?”