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A post-apocalyptic book by Richard Brautigan where everything is made of the sugar of watermelons.
Todd: "Ay Francis you ever read Watermelon Sugar?"
Francis: "Ya that books fire"
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Watermelon sugar means oral sex
Watermelon sugar
Tastes like strawberries
On a summer evenin'
I don't know if I could ever go without
I just wanna taste it
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what's harrys worst song do you think?
me: watermelon sugar
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When you commit multiple war crimes in the district of Venezuela
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Aggressivre genital fungus, spreads like fire and causes massive burning sensation and mushroom like warts to spread over your whole penis. Mushrooms are able to be eaten and taste like chocolate.
Man 1: I had sex with woman
Man 2: oh no look, you have watermelon sugar
Man 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, FUCK MY NUTS BURN
Man 2: Can I pick the mushrooms?
Man 1: sure
Man1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK MY LIFE, FUCKING SUSAN
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A Sugar Plum Fairy is a person who gets so high on the abuseable substance of their choice that they begin passing out freebies to everyone around them in the hopes of making them feel the same. Generally applied to people on LSD or Ecstacy.
Jessica: "Dude, take this hit! You gotta see what I'm seeing!"
Bryan: "No thanks. I'm broke this week."
Jessica: "I don't care, just take it!"
Bryan: "It must be good shit to turn you into such a Sugar Plum Fairy!"
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When a man takes a shit upon the tits of a lady. Also when a man eats a burrito and sharts upon his partners tits while singing the mexican hat dance.
Pedro laid a mexican sugar tits on his lady after eating his mexican food
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